awwww-cute:

We call this one, “forward spoon”

cnnbreaking:

forcing a friend to watch a tv show

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(Source: 911official, via hotpringlesnearyou)

skyoflight:

liiteri:

acquired: ability to read smut with a blank expression

still searching: ability to read fluff without contorting my face into a Picasso painting of feelings.

(Source: pirachu, via snamioneshipper)

lolneincom:

Gotta love new features! (part 1)

"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"That’s funny."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."
pernicious-fallen-angel:

oh my god

co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

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